Grand Piano Covers
Mar 28, 2009 Pianos
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funny joke, a little dirty?
Guy in a bar says, hey bartender if I can show you something amazing will you cover my tab tonight.
Bartender: sure (thinking he’s seen it all)
Guy opens a box that has man in a tuxedo not much bigger then a barbie doll. And a tiny grand piano. The tiny man starts playing wonderful music on the piano.
Bartender: holy crap, your tab is covered, where did you get that?
Guy: I have this magic orb it will grant anyone one wish.
Bartender: I will cover your tabs for a month if I can use that.
So the bartender grabs the orb & says “I wish for a million bucks”
Giant flash of light & smoke, then bar is filled w/ducks everywhere you look, on the bar, the pool tables, the ceiling fans, everywhere.
Bartender: What the @^$%^? I asked for a million bucks, not ducks, this is messed up.
Guy looks at him & says……….
Do you really think I asked for a 10″ pianist?
star if you like, & I know it isnt new, but it’s still funny.
very funny, made my day!
& a star for you!
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Piano – Grand Piano – Quilt Squares Grand Piano Quilt Square is 100% Cotton 10 inch fabric sheet with 7.5 inch image. This product can be used for variety of things including a quilt or pillow top. A group, club or classroom quilt is unique and creative. It’s a great way to showcase & remember that meaningful moment. Pin cushion and thread are for display purposes only and are not included. Play it from the heart… |
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Music – Grand Piano Abstract – Light Switch Covers – single toggle switch $11.75 Grand Piano Abstract Light Switch Cover is new and handcrafted utilizing unique process resulting in a stunning high gloss ceramic-like finish. SET OF MATCHING SCREWS IS INCLUDED giving it a perfect finishing touch. Made of durable metal material…. |
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Grand Piano Decorative Switchplate Cover $4.99 Handcrafted to the highest standards using the artistry of the decoupage technique, artwork is triple sealed with a special sealant to ensure durability,easy cleaning and obtain an enamel like finish. Artwork will not fade. Our switchplates are heavy duty plastic nylon that is virtually unbreakable and hardware is included. A cinch to install. Each one of our switchplates is handcrafted with great… |
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Philharmonic Standard Time $7.93 … |
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Holiday in New York; 1956 Vinyl LP VINYL LP!!!….Not a cd…. Original 1956 USA Pressing…. Grand Award label GA-33-317……….MANHATTAN—–COCKTAILS FOR TWO—–BODY AND SOUL——BLUE ROOM——TEAR FOR TWO—–ROMANCE—-LOVER—–HAUNTING MELODY——FASCINATIN RHYTHM—-DON’T BLAME ME—–WHERE OR WHEN—–LIEBSTRAUM——LOVERS LAMENT—–NONE BUT THE LONELY HEART—-MANHATTAN SERENADE… |
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The Peanuts Grand Piano Book $7.55 Future pianists will love mimicking Schroeder’s play on a mock grand piano! Opening the top of the lid of the piano reveals an adorable storybook about Schroeder’s and Snoopy’s love for Beethoven, music appreciation, and Lucy! St… |
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