Bass Guitar Humor
May 30, 2009 Guitars
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Girls: Would you date a guy who had a bad sense of humor?
By this, I mean a guy who laughs at pretty much anything, even if it isn’t “that funny”. I mean a guy who tells jokes that aren’t all that funny.
For instance
“Why were the two guitarists fighting?
They were fretting over who was going to play the guitar solo”
“How did the bass player get the solo?
He pulled some strings.”
or maybe
“What kind of pipe does a musician smoke?
A pitch pipe.”
Bad puns like that. I like to tell puns, jokes, but they usually aren’t that funny… Although when I try and explain the joke, that usually ends up being the funny part (because I end up giving up on it anyway)
Things like dead baby jokes, rascist jokes, those kind are just stupid (and offensive, as well as gruesome).
I laugh at pretty much anything, sometimes for a bit longer than it good…
Would a girl dislike a guy for a sense of humor like that?
I’m 17 btw, does this mean my jokes may get even worse with age?
I would not dislike you but I wouldn’t date you.
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Old Magic $11.59 … |
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Borderline Express $14.88 World Class Folk with Texas Attitude. Guitar, Violin, Dobro, Jaw Harp, Washtub Bass and cameos of other instruments weave a tapestry of thirteen original songs and two special arrangements for over an hour of imagery, humor, pathos, mystery & adventure…. |
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Never Let Me Down $17.98 … |
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Retro-a-go-go ‘GOES TILL ELEVEN’ ROCK N ROLL TABLET NECKLACE $25.00 Put the exclamation point on any of your outfits; from a pair of your favorite jeans to a naughty nightie. Introducing the newest addition to our Retro-a-go-go! line-up, the ultra sexy slim-line tablet necklace. Every necklace is a clever mix of clean lines and eye-catching graphics. This shiny, sleek, long and slender pendant is further enhanced by a fine and supple ball chain. This necklace hang… |
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Solo Jazz Guitar $18.95 Step-by-step lessons on topics such as chord substitution, contrary motion, back cycles and walking bass lines, plus 20 top standards in notes and tab. Includes: All the Things You Are * Bluesette * Giant Steps * In a Sentimental Mood * Stella by Starl… |
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Squier by Fender Bronco Bass Guitar $149.99 The Squier Bronco Bass is an affordable short-scale, entry-level bass with a single-coil pickup, maple neck, die-cast tuners and solid agathis body. It’s great for guitarists who occasionally need a bass, younger beginners, smaller players, or for anyone who likes the feel of a short-scale (30″) bass. The Squier Bronco Bass tunes easily and sounds full and rich.Model Name Bronco™ BassModel Number 031-0902-(Color#)Series Affinity SeriesColors (506) Black,(558) Torino Red,(Finish: Polyurethane)Body AgathisNeck Maple, C-Shape,(Finish: Polyurethane)Fingerboard Maple, 9.5″ Radius (241 mm)No. of Frets 19 Medium JumboPickups 1 Special Design Single-Coil PickupControls Volume, TonePickup Switching NoneBridge 2-Saddle ChromeMachine Heads Standard Covered Mini-TunersHardware ChromePickguard 3-Ply WhiteScale Length 30″ (762 mm)Width at Nut 1.50″ (38 mm)Unique Features Short Scale Length,Dot Position Inlays,Knurled Chrome Dome Control KnobsStrings Fender Super 5250XL, P/N 073-5250-002, (.040, .060, .075, .095)Introduced 1/1999 |
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SKB Molded Bass Guitar Case SKB-FB4 $134.99 This SKB SKB-FB4 Shaped Standard Electric Bass Guitar Case provides stylish protection for your electric bass. Offers ultimate protection with SKB’s famous molded-in bumpers, molded-in feet and a fully plush lined EPS molded interior. Its oversized compartment accommodates accessories and it has been modified to include trigger release locking latches with TSA approved locks.This contoured bass case fits most right handed P-style and J-style bass instruments.Its heavy-duty construction supplies ultimate safety for your valuable bass guitar. Includes reinforced latches, molded-in bumpers, aluminum valances, and deluxe plush interior with rigid EPS foam.SKB is a premier supplier of instrument and gear cases. SKB builds their products with military-spec ultra-high molecular weight polyethylene and premium hardware. SKB guitar cases have set the standard for molded plastic transport protection for over 30 years. Guitar players worldwide recognize the superior design features and quality manufacturing standards inherent in every SKB guitar case.SKB-FB4 Specifications: Overall length 46″; Body length 17-1/2″; Body depth 28″; Lower bout 14″; Upper bout 11-1/2″. Weight: 13.0 lbs. |
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SKB Economy Universal Bass Guitar Case SKB-4 $99.95 The SKB SKB-4 Economy Universal Bass Guitar Case with an EPS plush lined interior, advanced ABS molded plastic outer shell, reinforced chrome button feet, chrome plated lockable latches, and an oversized accessory compartment. The SKB-4 universal bass case is designed to hold a variety of right-handed electric bass guitars and provides an exceptional value. Other features include: ‘Tongue and groove’ aluminum valance to keep out dust and moisture; Molded-in bumper to protect valance.SKB guitar cases have set the standard for molded plastic transport protection for over 30 years. Guitar players worldwide recognize the superior design features and quality manufacturing standards inherent in every SKB guitar case.Inner dimensions: Length: 46.5″; Body Length: 20.5″; Body Width: 13.25″; Depth: 2″.Fits right-handed basses only. |
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Squier by Fender MB-4 Skull and Crossbones Bass Guitar $229.99 Take the thunderous Squier MB-4 bass guitar, add a skull and crossbones graphic, replace the dot inlays at the 12th fret with another skull and crossbones, add black hardware, and you have this sinister-looking, killer sounding, Squier MB-4 Modern Bass Special Edition Black Metallic with Skull and Crossbones Bass Guitar!Model Name MB-4 Skull and Crossbones Bass (Special Edition)Model Number 032-8001-(565)Series Modern Bass SeriesColors (565) Black Metallic,(Finish: Polyurethane)Body Agathis, Sleek Contoured BodyNeck Maple, C-Shape,(Finish: Polyurethane)Fingerboard Rosewood, 12″ Radius (305 mm)No. of Frets 22 Medium JumboPickups 1 Split Single-Coil Precision Bass Pickup (Mid),1 Single-Coil Jazz Bass Pickup (Bridge)Controls Master Volume,Pickup Pan Pot,Master TonePickup Switching NoneBridge Standard 4-SaddleMachine Heads 2-Over 2-Under Die-Cast Mini TunersHardware BlackPickguard NoneScale Length 34″ (864 mm)Width at Nut 1.50″ (38 mm)Unique Features Skull and Crossbones Graphic on Body,Skull and Crossbones Inlays at Twelfth Fret,Black Dome Knobs,Bolt-on NeckStrings Fender Super 7250ML, P/N 073-7250-005, (.045, .065, .080, .100)Accessories NoneIntroduced 1/2003 |
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Squier by Fender Affinity Jazz Bass Guitar Pack $299.99 The Squier Stop Dreaming Start Playing Affinity Jazz Bass Pack set features the sleek, great-sounding and easy-playing Squier Affinity Jazz Bass guitar. Plug it right into the included compact but punchy 15-watt Fender® Rumble 15 bass amp with auxiliary input and headphone jack.Accessories include: stereo headphones, an instructional DVD, a guitar strap, electronic tuner, gig bag and guitar cable. A lot of boom for your buck, and everything you need to Stop Dreaming and Start Playing!Model Name Stop Dreaming, Start Playing™ Set: Affinity J Bass® with Rumble™ 15 AmpModel Number 030-1675-(Color#)Series Affinity SeriesColors (006) Black,(025) Metallic Red,(095) Metallic Blue,(Finish: Polyurethane)Body AgathisNeck Maple, C-Shape,(Finish: Polyurethane)Fingerboard Rosewood, 9.5″ Radius (241 mm)No. of Frets 21 Medium JumboPickups 2 Single-Coil Jazz Bass® PickupsControls Volume, TonePickup Switching NoneBridge Standard 4-SaddleMachine Heads Standard Open-Gear TunersHardware ChromePickguard 1-Ply WhiteScale Length 34″ (864 mm)Width at Nut 1.625″ (41.3 mm)Unique Features Dot Position InlaysStrings Fender Super 7250ML, P/N 073-7250-005, (.045, .065, .080, .100)Accessories The Set Includes: Affinity Jazz Bass®, Gig Bag, Rumble 15 Bass Amplifier, Tuner, Strap, Cable, Stereo Headphones, Instructional DVDIntroduced 4/2007 |
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Squier by Fender Affinity Precision Bass Guitar Pack $299.99 The Squier by Fender Stop Dreaming Start Playing Affinity Precision Bass Pack: Affinity P Bass® and Rumble™ 15 Amp.This set features our tough, great-sounding and easy-playing Squier Affinity Precision Bass guitar; plug it right into the compact but punchy 15-watt Fender® Rumble 15 bass amp with auxiliary input and headphone jack.Accessories include: stereo headphones, an instructional DVD, a guitar strap, electronic tuner, gig bag and guitar cable. A lot of boom for your buck, and everything you need to Stop Dreaming and Start Playing!Model Name Stop Dreaming, Start Playing™ Set: Affinity P Bass® with Rumble™ 15 AmpModel Number 030-1670-(Color#)Series Affinity SeriesColors (006) Black,(025) Metallic Red,(095) Metallic Blue,(Finish: Polyurethane)Body AgathisNeck Maple, C-Shape,(Finish: Polyurethane)Fingerboard Rosewood, 9.5″ Radius (241 mm)No. of Frets 21 Medium JumboPickups 1 Split Single-Coil PickupControls Volume, TonePickup Switching NoneBridge Standard 4-SaddleMachine Heads Standard Open-Gear TunersHardware ChromePickguard 1-Ply WhiteScale Length 34″ (864 mm)Width at Nut 1.625″ (41.3 mm)Unique Features Dot Position InlaysStrings Fender Super 7250ML, P/N 073-7250-005, (.045, .065, .080, .100)Accessories The Set Includes: Affinity Precision Bass®, Gig Bag, Rumble 15 Bass Amplifier, Tuner, Strap, Cable, Stereo Headphones, Instructional DVDIntroduced 4/2007 |
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Squier by Fender Frank Bello Jazz Bass Guitar $299.99 Frank Bello, hard-hitting bassist for thrash metal legends Anthrax and New York alternative favorites Helmet, is known for his dynamic, energetic stage presence and inventive bass style. Accordingly, our Frank Bello Jazz Bass guitar is loaded with hard-hitting features such as a gloss black finish with painted headcap, skull graphics and a one-two-punch Precision Bass/Jazz Bass pickup combination that’ll have the faint of heart running for their mommies.Model Name Frank Bello Jazz Bass®Model Number 030-1072-(506)Series Artist SeriesColors (506) Black,(Finish: Polyurethane)Body Agathis Jazz Bass® BodyNeck Maple, C-Shape, Jazz Bass® Neck,(Finish: Polyurethane)Fingerboard Rosewood, 9.5″ Radius (241 mm)No. of Frets 20 Medium JumboPickups 1 Split Single-Coil Precision Bass® Pickup,1 Single-Coil Jazz Bass® PickupControls 1 Volume Control P Bass® Pickup,1 Volume Control J Bass® PickupPickup Switching NoneBridge Standard 4-SaddleMachine Heads Standard Open-Gear TunersHardware ChromePickguard NoneScale Length 34″ (864 mm)Width at Nut 1.50″ (38 mm)Unique Features Distinctive Skull Graphic on Body,Skull Inlay at 12th Fret,”Angry Man” Graphic on Back of Headstock,Two Volume Controls,Matching Painted HeadstockStrings Super 7350M, NPS, P/N 073-7350-006, Gauges: (.045, .065, .085, .105)Accessories NoneIntroduced 4/2007 |
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SKB Deluxe Universal Electric Bass Guitar Case SKB-44 $134.95 Give your valuable bass guitar strong protection for many years with the SKB SKB-44 Deluxe Universal Electric Bass Guitar Case featuring completely new latches made of indestructible fiberglass reinforced nylon with TSA approved locks. The over-molded handle is comfortable and perfectly balanced, while the hard-shell case features molded in bumpers for protection and a ‘tongue and groove’ valance to keep out dust and moisture. The SKB-44 bass case also features: Advanced ABS molded plastic outer shell; Trigger latches with TSA recognized and accepted locks; Over-molded handle; Injection molded feet; Molded in bumpers; Full length neck support; Plush lined EPS molded interior keeps instruments secure; Accessories compartment.SKB guitar cases have set the standard for molded plastic transport protection for over 30 years. Guitar players worldwide recognize the superior design features and quality manufacturing standards inherent in every SKB guitar case.Inner Dimensions: Length: 46.5″; Body Length: 20.5″; Body Width: 13.25″. Weight: 13 lbs. |
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Fender® Standard Jazz Bass® V 5-String Bass Guitar $699.99 The Fender Standard Jazz V 5-String Bass – the sounds that create legends. Bass players in all musical genres have relied on the Fender Jazz Bass guitar for its rich tone and musical versatility ever since the instrument was introduced in 1960. Upgraded for 2009, the new Standard Jazz Bass V five-string model has the best of the old and the new, with modern single-coil pickups, shielded body cavities, medium jumbo frets, a vintage-style Fender bridge, tinted neck, three-ply parchment pickguard, a ’70s-era logo and the added range of a low B string.FREE Standard Gig Bag included.Model Name: Standard Jazz Bass® V (5-String)Model Number: 014-6600-(Color #)Series: Standard SeriesColors: (306) Black,(332) Brown Sunburst,(Finish: Polyester)Body: AlderNeck: Maple, Modern C Shape,(Finish: Tinted Satin Urethane)Fingerboard: Rosewood, 9.5 Radius (241 mm)No. of Frets: 20 Medium Jumbo FretsPickups: 2 “New” Standard 5-String Jazz Bass Single-Coil PickupsControls: Volume 1. (Neck Pickup),Volume 2. (Bridge Pickup),Master TonePickup Switching: NoneBridge: 5-String Standard Vintage Style with Single Groove SaddlesMachine Heads: StandardHardware: ChromePickguard: 3-Ply ParchmentScale Length: 34 (863.6 mm)Width at Nut: 1.875 (47.6 mm)Unique Features: New Pickups and New Vintage Style Jazz Bass Control Knobs,Fender Transition LogoStrings: Super Bass 8255-5M-135, NPS,P/N 073-8255-556,Gauges: (.045, .065, .085, .110tw, .135tw)Accessories: Standard Gig BagCase: NoneIntroduced: 6/2009 |
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SKB Rectangular Bass Soft Case SKB-SC44 $79.95 The SKB SKB-SC44 Rectangular Bass Soft Case combines the protection of rigid foam found in SKB hard-shell guitar cases with the style and portability of a canvas bag. With an affordable price, a lighter construction and enhanced portability with the padded back pack straps, these cases offer the ultimate in SKB protection for the guitarist on the go.SKB Soft Cases are manufactured of a rugged 600 Denier exterior with a hard-core foam interior to provide more substantial protection than a conventional gig bag at an affordable price. The interior of these new soft cases feature the added protection of SKB’s plush lined EPS inserts to cradle the neck for added protection. The SC44 also has an exterior accessory compartment for added convenience.Fits most right-handed rectangular electric bass guitars.The exteriors feature two zippered pouches, one with numerous internal compartments for organized accessory storage, and an adjustable padded backpack strap for easy transport. The hard foam interiors are plush-lined and offer full neck support to cradle the guitar neck more securely than a conventional bag.SKB has developed this new line of shaped soft cases for acoustic / dreadnought guitars and thin-line / classical guitars, as well as rectangular shaped bass and electric guitars. SKB Soft Guitar Cases feature a rugged, weather resistant 600 Denier ballistic nylon exterior with a hard-core EPS foam interior to provide more substantial protection than a conventional gig bag.Features and Benefits: Heavy duty double pull zipper; Molded EPS interior with plush lining; Durable 600 Denier exterior layered with rigid foam; Convenient exterior accessory pouch; Carrying handle and padded backpack straps.Dimensions: Instrument Body Length 18.0000 in 45.7200 cm; Instrument Body Depth 2.0000 in 5.0800 cm; Instrument Lower Bout 14.0000 in 35.5600 cm; Instrument Upper Bout 11.5000 in 29.2100 cm. Weight 7.8000 lb 3.5380 kg. |
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BOSS ME-20B Bass Multi Effects Pedal $199 The second new offering in the ME series from BOSS is the ME-20B, a powerful multi-effects unit optimized for live performance. With the same performance-based design as its guitar-focused ME-20 counterpart, the ME-20B is aimed at the performing bassist who wants stage-friendly effects and solid construction at an affordable price. Mix, match, and customize a wide variety of effects, including compressor, overdrive, distortion, T-Wah, phaser, flanger, chorus, delay, reverb, defretter, synth, and more. The BOSS ME-20B Bass Multi Effects Pedal is a versatile toolbox of bass effects for the performing musician.Features:Performance-based bass processor for the player who wants an easy-to-use interface with BOSS tone and quality.New super-tough metal chassis with 3 footswitches, 5 realtime control knobs, and expression pedal.EZ Edit for quick sound creation.Unique effects such as Synth, Octave, Defretter, and more.BASS ENHANCE function for instant presence boost.30 user memory locations in addition to realtime operation.Battery or AC powered. |
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Fender® Standard Jazz Bass® Guitar $599.99 The Fender Standard Jazz Bass Guitar – the sounds that create legends. Since its introduction in 1960, the Fender® Jazz Bass has been relied on by professional bass players of all musical genres for its rich tone and musical versatility. Upgraded for 2009, our Standard Jazz Bass incorporates the best of the old and new, offering modern single-coil pickups, shielded body cavities, medium jumbo frets, a vintage-style Fender bridge, tinted neck (now available with a maple fretboard), three-ply parchment pickguard and a ’70s-era logo. The Standard Jazz Bass—plug one in and listen for yourself.FREE Standard Gig Bag included.Model Name: Standard Jazz Bass®Model Number: 014-6200-(Color #) and 014-6202-(Color #)Series: Standard SeriesColors: (302) Lake Placid Blue,(306) Black,(309) Candy Apple Red(332) Brown Sunburst,(380) Arctic White,(Finish: Polyester)Body: AlderNeck: Maple, Modern C Shape,(Finish: Tinted Satin Urethane)Fingerboard: Rosewood (P/N 014-6200) or Maple (P/N 014-6202), 9.5 Radius (241 mm)No. of Frets: 20 Medium Jumbo FretsPickups: 2 “New” Standard Jazz Bass Single-Coil PickupsControls: Volume 1. (Neck Pickup),Volume 2. (Bridge Pickup),Master TonePickup Switching: NoneBridge: Standard Vintage Style with Single Groove SaddlesMachine Heads: StandardHardware: ChromePickguard: 3-Ply ParchmentScale Length: 34 (863.6 mm)Width at Nut: 1.50 (38 mm)Unique Features: New Pickups and New Vintage Style Jazz Bass Control Knobs,Fender Transition LogoStrings: Fender Super Bass 7250ML, NPS,Gauges: (.045, .065, .080, .100),p/n 073-7250-005Accessories: Standard Gig BagCase: NoneIntroduced: 11/2008 |
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Ovation iDea Acoustic-Electric Guitar $579 Inspiration can come at any time. Capture it every time with the Ovation iDea Acoustic-Electric Guitar, the world’s first acoustic-electric guitar with a built-in MP3 recorder.Record.Playback.Create.Learn.With a digital recorder built right into the unique Ovation iDea OPi-1 preamp, it doesn’t get any easier to record entire songs or fragments, licks, ideas, even vocals and spoken comments.The Ovation iDea model CC54i-PL in Satin Platinum finish is also a great learning tool with audio lessons on chords, arpeggios, harmonics, and more pre-installed in its onboard memory. Several jam tracks are also pre-installed and additional tracks are available online at ovationidea.com.The iDea can store over 100 minutes of MP3 sound and you can download and manage your iDea music files on your computer. Playback through the built-in headphone jack or plug-in to your favorite amp. The possibilities are as endless as your creativity with the Ovation iDea Guitar.If you already have an Ovation Celebrity guitar you can add these features by purchasing the Ovation Celebrity OPi-1 iDea Retrofit Package Preamp with MP3 Recorder – sold separately.SpecificationsBODY: Mid-Depth Cutaway TOP: Spruce TOP FINISH: Satin Platinum BRACING: Modified X SOUND HOLES: iDea Elliptical NECK: Eastern Mahogany NECK FINISH: Satin Platinum PEGHEAD FINISH: Gloss Black FINGERBOARD: Dark Rosewood WIDTH AT NUT: 1-11/16″ (17.5mm) STRING PITCH AT NUT: 1-3/8″ (9.5mm) PITCH AT BRIDGE: 2-1/8″ (54mm) F/B INLAYS: 12th fret ‘i’ F/B BINDING: Black SCALE LENGTH: 25″ (635mm) BRIDGE: Dark Rosewood TUNERS: Black Ovation PREAMP: Ovation iDea OPi-1 PICKUP: Ovation Original; Black Saddles MODEL #: CC54i-PLOn-board controlsUSB connectionHeadphone jackMic input jackRecord buttonRepeat buttonPlay/stop buttonBacklit menu screen with jog controlVolume, bass, mid, and treble slider controls |
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Takamine TAN16C Acoustic-Electric Guitar with Case $1599 The Takamine TAN16C Acoustic Electric Cutaway Guitar features scalloped bracing which adds resonance to its solid Spruce top, plus a solid Rosewood back for tonal warmth, Rosewood fingerboard and Abalone rosette. The new on-board CTP-1 Cool Tube Preamp offers a warm, acoustic tone that’s very adjustable, with bass and treble tone controls, semi-parametric midrange, a second-source input and blend control, and easy to use chromatic tuner.This beautiful 6-string dreadnought guitar from the Takamine Super Natural Series is clean, elegant, and sounds superb either played acoustically or amplified. Other features include gold tuners with amber pearl, tortoise pick-guard, body binding, and a clean fretboard for a visual elegance to match its superior acoustic tone.The TAN16C from Takamine Guitars also offers a high-fret cutaway design allowing easy access to the higher registers for soloing. Hard-shell case included. |
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Fender® 50s Precision Bass® Guitar $749.99 Inspired by some of the most legendary basses of all time, this Fender ’50s Precision Bass® features a maple neck, alder body and a split single-coil P Bass pickup. Includes a gold anodized pickguard and vintage hardware.FREE Deluxe Gig Bag includedModel Name: 50s Precision Bass®Model Number: 013-1702-(Color #)Series: Classic SeriesColors: (303) 2-Color Sunburst,(306) Black,(340) Fiesta Red,(367) Honey Blonde,Finish: UrethaneBody: AlderNeck: 1-Piece Maple, C Shape,(Gloss Urethane Finish)Fingerboard: Maple, 7.25 Radius (184 mm)No. of Frets: 20 Vintage Style FretsPickups: 1 Precision Bass Split Single-Coil Pickup (Mid)Controls: Volume, TonePickup Switching: NoneBridge: American Vintage Precision®/Jazz® BassMachine Heads: Vintage Style Reverse Tuning MachinesHardware: Nickel/ChromePickguard: Gold Anodized AluminumScale Length: 34? (863.6 mm)Width at Nut: 1.750? (44.5 mm)Unique Features: Vintage Styling,Anodized Aluminum Pickguard,Synthetic Bone NutStrings: Fender Super Bass 7250ML, NPS,Gauges: (.045, .065, .080, .100),p/n 073-7250-005Accessories: Deluxe Gig BagCase: Deluxe Gig BagIntroduced: 7/2005 |
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Fender® Standard Precision Bass® Guitar with Rosewood Fretboard $549.99 The Fender® Standard Precision Bass® Guitar with Rosewood Fretboard – the sounds that create legends. Since its birth in the early ’50s, the Fender Precision Bass guitar has remained the ubiquitous standard for thick tone and smooth playability. Upgraded for 2009, our Standard Precision Bass incorporates the best of the old and new, offering a modern single-coil pickup, shielded body cavity, medium jumbo frets, a vintage-style Fender Bridge, tinted neck (now available with a maple fretboard),three-ply parchment pickguard and a ’70s-era logo. The Standard Precision Bass—plug one in and listen for yourself.FREE Standard Gig Bag included.Model Name: Standard Precision Bass®Model Number: 014-6100-(Color #) and 014-6102-(Color #)Series: Standard SeriesColors: (302) Lake Placid Blue,(306) Black,(309) Candy Apple Red(332) Brown Sunburst,(380) Arctic White,(Finish: Polyester)Body: AlderNeck: Maple, Modern C Shape,(Finish: Tinted Satin Urethane)Fingerboard: Rosewood (P/N 014-6100) or Maple (P/N 014-6102), 9.5 Radius (241 mm)No. of Frets: 20 Medium Jumbo FretsPickups: 1 Standard Precision Bass Split Single-Coil Pickup (Mid)Controls: Volume, TonePickup Switching: NoneBridge: Standard Vintage Style with Single Groove SaddlesMachine Heads: StandardHardware: ChromePickguard: 3-Ply ParchmentScale Length: 34 (863.6 mm)Width at Nut: 1.625″ (41.3 mm)Unique Features: “New” Knurled Chrome P Bass® Knobs,Fender Transition LogoStrings: Fender Super Bass 7250ML, NPS,Gauges: (.045, .065, .080, .100),p/n 073-7250-005Accessories: Standard Gig BagCase: NoneIntroduced: 11/2008 |
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Fender® Standard Precision Bass® Guitar with Maple Fretboard $549.99 The Fender® Standard Precision Bass® Guitar with Maple Fretboard – the sounds that create legends. Since its birth in the early ’50s, the Fender® Precision Bass guitar has remained the ubiquitous standard for thick tone and smooth playability. Upgraded for 2009, our Standard Precision Bass incorporates the best of the old and new, offering a modern single-coil pickup, shielded body cavity, medium jumbo frets, a vintage-style Fender Bridge, tinted neck (now available with a maple fretboard),three-ply parchment pickguard and a ’70s-era logo. The Standard Precision Bass—plug one in and listen for yourself.FREE Standard Gig Bag included.Model Name: Standard Precision Bass®Model Number: 014-6100-(Color #) and 014-6102-(Color #)Series: Standard SeriesColors: (302) Lake Placid Blue,(306) Black,(309) Candy Apple Red(332) Brown Sunburst,(380) Arctic White,(Finish: Polyester)Body: AlderNeck: Maple, Modern C Shape,(Finish: Tinted Satin Urethane)Fingerboard: Rosewood (P/N 014-6100) or Maple (P/N 014-6102), 9.5 Radius (241 mm)No. of Frets: 20 Medium Jumbo FretsPickups: 1 Standard Precision Bass Split Single-Coil Pickup (Mid)Controls: Volume, TonePickup Switching: NoneBridge: Standard Vintage Style with Single Groove SaddlesMachine Heads: StandardHardware: ChromePickguard: 3-Ply ParchmentScale Length: 34 (863.6 mm)Width at Nut: 1.625″ (41.3 mm)Unique Features: “New” Knurled Chrome P Bass® Knobs,Fender Transition LogoStrings: Fender Super Bass 7250ML, NPS,Gauges: (.045, .065, .080, .100),p/n 073-7250-005Accessories: Standard Gig BagCase: NoneIntroduced: 11/2008 |
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SKB Rectangular Electric Guitar Soft Case SKB-SC66 $74.95 The SKB SKB-SC66 Rectangular Electric Guitar Soft Case combines the protection of rigid foam found in SKB hard-shell guitar cases with the style and portability of a canvas bag. With an affordable price, a lighter construction and enhanced portability with the padded back pack straps, these cases offer the ultimate in SKB protection for the guitarist on the go.SKB Soft Cases are manufactured of a rugged 600 Denier exterior with a hard-core foam interior to provide more substantial protection than a conventional gig bag at an affordable price. The interior of these new soft cases feature the added protection of SKB’s plush lined EPS inserts to cradle the neck for added protection. The SC66 also has an exterior accessory compartment for added convenience.Fits traditional electric guitar body styles, both left and right handed, including Fender Stratocaster and Telecaster.The exteriors feature two zippered pouches, one with numerous internal compartments for organized accessory storage, and an adjustable padded backpack strap for easy transport. The hard foam interiors are plush-lined and offer full neck support to cradle the guitar neck more securely than a conventional bag.SKB has developed this new line of shaped soft cases for acoustic / dreadnought guitars and thin-line / classical guitars, as well as rectangular shaped bass and electric guitars. SKB Soft Guitar Cases feature a rugged, weather resistant 600 Denier ballistic nylon exterior with a hard-core EPS foam interior to provide more substantial protection than a conventional gig bag.Features and Benefits: Heavy duty double pull zipper; Molded EPS interior with plush lining; Durable 600 Denier exterior layered with rigid foam; Convenient exterior accessory pouch; Carrying handle and padded backpack straps.Dimensions: Instrument Body Length 16.0000 in 40.6400 cm; Instrument Body Depth 2.1250 in 5.3975 cm; Instrument Lower Bout 12.5000 in 31.7500 cm; Instrument Upper Bout 11.5000 in 29.2100 cm. Weight 7.5000 lb 3.4019 kg. |
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Fender® American Standard Precision Bass® Guitar with Case $1199.99 Fender invented the electric bass guitar with its introduction of the Precision Bass (P Bass) back in 1951. Its thick sound and indestructible build changed the face of popular music forever. The new American Standard Precision basses are today’s versions of these great instruments of bass heroes past and present – the modern interpretations of a classic instrument, refined for today’s players.The new American Standard Precision basses feature our new high-mass vintage bridge, a thinner finish undercoat that lets the body breathe and improves resonance, new and improved Fender tuning keys that keep the classic look but are 30 percent lighter, a richer and deeper neck tint for a more elegant appearance, a great-looking glossed maple or rosewood fingerboard and satin back for smooth playability, a new Fender-exclusive SKB molded case and a gorgeous new Blizzard Pearl finish option.FREE Fender/SKB® High-Tech, Molded Rectangular Case, Cable, Strap and Polishing Cloth includedModel Name: American Standard Precision Bass®Model Number: 019-0460-(Color #) and 019-0462-(Color #)Series: American Standard SeriesColors: (700) 3-Color Sunburst,(705) Olympic White,(706) Black,(712) Candy Cola,(755) Blizzard Pearl,(769) Charcoal Frost Metallic,(Finish: Urethane)Body: AlderNeck: Graphite Reinforced Maple, Modern C Shape,(Finish: Gloss Headstock Face with Satin Urethane on Back of Neck)Fingerboard: Rosewood (P/N 019-0460) or Maple (P/N 019-0462), 9.5 Radius (241 mm)No. of Frets: 20 Medium Jumbo FretsPickups: 1 American Standard Precision Bass Alnico 5 Split Single-Coil PickupControls: Volume, TonePickup Switching: NoneBridge: HMV, High Mass Vintage, (Strings-Thru-Body or Topload)Machine Heads: Fender®/Hipshot® Vintage Keys with Tapered ShaftsHardware: ChromePickguard: 4-Ply Brown Shell On:(700) 3-Color Sunburst,(705) Olympic White,3-Ply White On:(706) Black,(769) Charcoal Frost Metallic,3-Ply Parchment On:(712) Candy Cola,(755) Blizzard PearlScale Length: 34 (863.6 mm)Width at Nut: 1.625″ (41.3 mm)Unique Features: Tinted Neck,Maple Fingerboard Neck: (Finish: Satin on Back), (Finish: Gloss on Front);Rosewood Fingerboard Neck: (Finish: Satin on Back), (Finish: Gloss on Headstock Front with Buffed Fingerboard),Fender Spaghetti Logo,Posiflex™ Graphite Neck Support Rods,Rounded Body Shape,Rolled Fingerboard Edges,New Molded Fender/SKB Case with TSA Locks, Glass Reinforced Nylon Trigger Latches, and Form Fitted Plush InteriorStrings: Super Bass 8250M NPS, p/n 073-8250-006,Gauges: .045, .065, .085, .110TW (Taperwound E)Accessories: Fender/SKB® Case, Cable, Strap, Polishing ClothCase: High-Tech, Molded Rectangular SKB® CaseIntroduced: 1/2008 |
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SKB Acoustic Dreadnought Guitar Soft Case SKB-SC18 $74.95 The SKB SKB-SC18 Acoustic Dreadnought Guitar Soft Case combines the protection of rigid foam found in SKB hard-shell guitar cases with the style and portability of a canvas bag. With an affordable price, a lighter construction and enhanced portability with the padded back pack straps, these cases offer the ultimate in SKB protection for the guitarist on the go.SKB Soft Cases are manufactured of a rugged 600 Denier exterior with a hard-core foam interior to provide more substantial protection than a conventional gig bag at an affordable price. The interior of these new soft cases feature the added protection of SKB’s plush lined EPS inserts to cradle the neck for added protection. The SC18 also has an exterior accessory compartment for added convenience.Fits most dreadnought acoustic style guitars.The exteriors feature two zippered pouches, one with numerous internal compartments for organized accessory storage, and an adjustable padded backpack strap for easy transport. The hard foam interiors are plush-lined and offer full neck support to cradle the guitar neck more securely than a conventional bag.SKB has developed this new line of shaped soft cases for acoustic / dreadnought guitars and thin-line / classical guitars, as well as rectangular shaped bass and electric guitars. SKB Soft Guitar Cases feature a rugged, weather resistant 600 Denier ballistic nylon exterior with a hard-core EPS foam interior to provide more substantial protection than a conventional gig bag.Features and Benefits: Heavy duty double pull zipper; Molded EPS interior with plush lining; Durable 600 Denier exterior layered with rigid foam; Convenient exterior accessory pouch; Carrying handle and padded backpack straps.Dimensions: Instrument Body Length 22.5000 in 57.1500 cm; Instrument Body Depth 5.2500 in 13.3350 cm; Instrument Lower Bout 16.5000 in 41.9100 cm; Instrument Upper Bout 13.5000 in 34.2900 cm. Weight 7.2000 lb 3.2659 kg. |
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Fender® Frontman™ 212R Guitar Amp $299.99 Legendary Fender tone, tons of power, great features and an affordable price makes the FM 212R combo hard to pass up.The versatile FM 212R pushes 100 watts of pure Fender tone and reliability through a pair of new 12″ Fender Special Design drivers. Features include three channels (”clean,” “drive” and “more drive”), on-board spring reverb and a “mid contour” switch that produces a multitude of distortion tones. And with its black control panel, chrome hardware and black vinyl covering and grille cloth, the FM 212R looks as good as it sounds.Two-button 3-Function footswitch included.Model Name: Frontman™ 212RModel Number: 231-6500-010 (120V, 60Hz) USA231-6501-010 (110V, 60Hz) TW231-6503-010 (240V, 50Hz) AUS231-6504-010 (230V, 50Hz) UK231-6505-010 (220V, 50Hz) ARG231-6506-010 (230V, 50Hz) EUR231-6507-010 (100V, 50Hz) JPN231-6509-010 (220V, 60Hz) ROKSeries: Frontman SeriesType: Solid StateOutput: 100 watts into 4 ohmsOhms: 4 ohmsSpeakers: 2-12″ Special Design 8 ohm, 50 watt Speakers, p/n 0062803000Channels: Three Selectable Channels (Normal, Drive and More Drive)Features: Dedicated Volume and Tone Controls in Both Channels,Effects Loop,Footswitch Jack (For Remote Drive Select with Optional Footswitch),IEC Grounding Type Power Supply CordControls: Normal Channel:Volume,Treble,Bass,Drive Channel:Drive,Volume,Channel Select Switch,Treble,Mid,Mid Contour Switch,Bass,Reverb,Footswitch JackEffects Loop:Preamp Out,Power Amp In,Covering: Black Textured Vinyl with Silver Grille Cloth; Chrome Hardware; Blackface Control PanelWeight: 48 lbs. (21.7 kg)Dimensions: Height: 19.5″ (49.5 cm),Width: 26″ (66 cm),Depth: 9.5″ (24.13 cm)Power Handling: N/ATube Complement: N/ACover: Uses Cover, p/n 0029885000 US MSRP $22.50, (Not Included)Accessories: Includes 2-Button 3-Function Footswitch p/n 0994062000Footswitch: Uses 2-Button 3-Function Footswitch p/n 0994062000, US MSRP $49.99 (Included)Introduced: 10/2007 |
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Fender® American Standard Jazz Bass® Guitar with Case $1249.99 Fender hit a giant bass home run in 1960 by introducing its deluxe model 4-string Jazz Bass guitar. With its sleek offset body, thin, fast neck and rich, growling tone, it was a raring, roaring race car of a bass that quickly established itself as a must-have instrument.This new American Standard Jazz Bass is an even finer player’s instrument – a modern interpretation of the classic instrument for today’s players. Features include our new high-mass vintage bridge, a thinner finish undercoat that lets the body breathe and improves resonance, new and improved Fender tuning keys that keep the classic look but are 30 percent lighter, a richer and deeper neck tint for a more elegant appearance, a great-looking glossed maple or rosewood fingerboard and satin back for smooth playability, a new Fender-exclusive SKB molded case and a gorgeous new Blizzard Pearl finish option.FREE Fender/SKB® High-Tech, Molded Rectangular Case, Cable, Strap and Polishing Cloth includedModel Name: American Standard Jazz Bass®Model Number: 019-0660-(Color #) and 019-0662-(Color #)Series: American Standard SeriesColors: (700) 3-Color Sunburst,(705) Olympic White,(706) Black,(712) Candy Cola,(755) Blizzard Pearl,(769) Charcoal Frost Metallic,(Finish: Urethane)Body: AlderNeck: Graphite Reinforced Maple, Modern C Shape,(Gloss Headstock Face with (Finish: Satin Urethane) on Back of Neck)Fingerboard: Rosewood (P/N 019-0660) or Maple (P/N 019-0662), 9.5 Radius (241 mm)No. of Frets: 20 Medium Jumbo FretsPickups: 2 American Standard Jazz Bass Single-Coil PickupsControls: Volume 1. (Neck Pickup),Volume 2. (Bridge Pickup),Master TonePickup Switching: NoneBridge: HMV, High Mass Vintage, (Strings-Thru-Body or Topload)Machine Heads: Fender®/Hipshot® Vintage Keys with Tapered ShaftsHardware: ChromePickguard: 4-Ply Brown Shell On:(700) 3-Color Sunburst,(705) Olympic White,3-Ply White On:(706) Black,(769) Charcoal Frost Metallic,3-Ply Parchment On:(712) Candy Cola,(755) Blizzard PearlScale Length: 34 (863.6 mm)Width at Nut: 1.50 (38 mm)Unique Features: Tinted Neck,Maple Fingerboard Neck: Satin Finish on Back, Gloss Finish on Front;Rosewood Fingerboard Neck: Satin Finish on Back, Gloss Finish on Headstock Front with Buffed Fingerboard,Fender Spaghetti Logo,Posiflex™ Graphite Neck Support Rods,Rounded Body Shape,Rolled Fingerboard Edges,New Molded Fender/SKB Case with TSA Locks, Glass Reinforced Nylon Trigger Latches, and Form Fitted Plush InteriorStrings: Super Bass 8250M NPS, p/n 073-8250-006,Gauges: .045, .065, .085, .110TW (Taperwound E)Accessories: Fender/SKB® Case, Cable, Strap, Polishing ClothCase: High-Tech, Molded Rectangular SKB® CaseIntroduced: 1/2008 |
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Fender® Standard Fretless Jazz Bass® Guitar $599.99 The Fender Standard Jazz Bass Fretless – the sounds that create legends. Since its introduction in 1960, the Fender Jazz Bass has been relied on by professional bass players of all musical genres for its rich tone and musical versatility. Upgraded for 2009, this fretless Standard Jazz Bass incorporates the best of the old and new, offering modern single-coil pickups, shielded body cavities, a vintage-style Fender bridge, tinted neck, three-ply parchment pickguard and a ’70s-era logo.FREE Standard Gig Bag included.Model Name: Standard Jazz Bass® FretlessModel Number: 014-6208-(Color #)Series: Standard SeriesColors: (306) Black,(332) Brown Sunburst,(Finish: Polyester)Body: AlderNeck: Maple, Modern C Shape,(Finish: Tinted Satin Urethane)Fingerboard: Rosewood, 9.5 Radius (241 mm)No. of Frets: Fretless, 20 Inlaid White Fretline MarkersPickups: 2 “New” Standard Jazz Bass Single-Coil PickupsControls: Volume 1. (Neck Pickup),Volume 2. (Bridge Pickup),Master TonePickup Switching: NoneBridge: Standard Vintage Style with Single Groove SaddlesMachine Heads: StandardHardware: ChromePickguard: 3-Ply ParchmentScale Length: 34 (863.6 mm)Width at Nut: 1.50 (38 mm)Unique Features: New Pickups and New Vintage Style Jazz Bass Control Knobs,Side Dot Position Markers are Centered Between Fretlines,Fender Transition LogoStrings: Stainless Steel Flatwound 9050M,P/N 073-9050-006,Gauges: (.055, .070, .090 .105)Accessories: Standard Gig BagCase: NoneIntroduced: 11/2008 |
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